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1 Moron Jokes...... on Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:15 pm

A MORON JOKE PACKAGE DEAL
I have been reading moron jokes since I was a kid. There are all kinds of morons….Tailor, pilot, Polish, India, Miss. Pets etc. Have you heard of Mr. Rekop??? Just for a few laughs…
HOW TO INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE MR. REKOP?
You should know it is Mr. Rekop when he...

puts lipstick on his forehead because he wants to makeup his mind. ...
gets stabbed in a shoot-out....
tries to drown a fish in waters. ...
thinks socialism means partying. ...
trips over a cordless phone. ...
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. ...
at the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius. " ...
studies for a blood test. ...
sells the car for gas money. ...
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead....
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. ...
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
P.S. Mr. Rekop is an endangered species. Rarely seen!!!




"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Mr. Rekop: "No, who wrote it?"

Mr. Rekop ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Why did Mr. Rekop take 17 friends to the movies with him?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

What do you do when Mr. Rekop throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

What is Mr. Rekop doing when he holds his hands tightly
over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

How did Mr. Rekop try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

Why does Mr. Rekop always smile during lightning storms?
He thinks his picture is being taken.

How can you tell when Mr Rekop sent you the fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Mr. Rekop dial 911?
He cannot find the eleven on the phone.

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Mr. Rekop looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

What does miser Mr. Rekop and his family do during winter in the North Pole?
Sit around a candle.
What do they do when it gets extremely cold in the thick of winter?
Light the candle.

Why did Mrs. Rekop lay her baby on the edge of the bed?
So it could fall off to sleep.
On second thoughts she put the baby on a higher bed?
She also wanted to hear him fall off to sleep.

Why did Mr. Rekop rub the bread on the windows?
Because the windows were jammed.

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